2012年4月27日 星期五
Air is fresh
Hello, I'm back to Richmond again ! Here is my second hometown, everything is quiet . The sky is blue, water is cold and air is fresh.The past two days we were busy for banking and shopping. Got a lots food to fill the refrigerators. And I would say " guys, you are always welcome to Canada". Health is the most important thing, so do not smoke and liquor. And have sex with wife twice a week. Then your life is still colorful even you are getting aged.
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Twice a week...
回覆刪除no wonder you are bald in front head.
besides, you won't have the problem in 掏ing when needed.
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回覆刪除Take a test!
回覆刪除You will be healthy if you have sex with _______ twice a week.
A.your wife
B.other's wife
C.yourself
D.a little three
dream choice : F, all of the above
回覆刪除aim at : multiple D
in reality : G, None of the above
Hey,why you turn simple to complication ? God bless you guys ! Simple is goooooooooood.
回覆刪除"have dream" is even better.
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回覆刪除Make a match!
回覆刪除You will be ______ if you have sex with _______ twice a week.
A.in danger ________________________A.your wife
B.boring ___________________________B.other's wife
C.exciting _________________________C.yourself
D.healthy __________________________D.a little three
A-B
回覆刪除B-C
C-D
D-A
answers deep inside,
回覆刪除healthy - yourself : anytime anywhere whenever needed
exciting - other's wife : dangerous makes exciting
boring - wife : day to day routine + too familiar always makes boring
in danger - little three : too exciting could cause heart attack or "wind on horse"
we should change the subject, otherwise I will lose my whole hairs.
回覆刪除How is the weather there ?
Another question...
回覆刪除You will be in danger if you have sex with your wife ___________ .
A. twice a week
B. twice a day
C. seven times a week
D. seven times a day
鹹濕 高雄港海風 + 雷陣雨
回覆刪除D
回覆刪除in this case, either she will kill me or i will be semen dry out to death.
大元,
you brought all the blue sky with you.
we have either raining or cloudy days here.
Haha, you guys replied to my question seriously! I did know the weather in Taiwan, just want to move the focus away from TWICE. Got you.
回覆刪除為了順利達到twice a week,我決定移民Canada 了！
回覆刪除但不知我自己一個人移民比較有可能達到還是老妻一起去才有可能?
如果twice a week代表年輕，那麼在此地，那已是我遙遠的夢。
為了追求那個夢我決定移民了！
就怕移民後,連twice a month都沒了，那豈不是虧大了？。
請問Canada 的老兄大元，您那頭可有twice a week 保證班？否則我看算了，到頭兩頭空，徒留翻衫空遺恨！
如果老妻沒一起移民, 那 twice a week 是跟誰?
回覆刪除嗯... 移民動機有點 !!!???...
是不是該先填完大絃的問卷呀?!
佛說：不可說！不可說！
回覆刪除你一介凡夫，有耳無嘴，問那麼多幹嘛？本山人自有妙算！
一般大人做事都有配套措施，一禪那知二禪事，反正你就等著看好戲吧！不過怕你沒耐心再等個幾世紀了！
前兩天在中台禪寺浴佛法會遇見一位叫＂小雨＂的，帶個小男孩，老公家中坐，難度啊！
Carl, first step is not moving to Canada, it's grew bald (front, not rear or side).
回覆刪除果真個禪(纏,饞)言禪語,委實難懂.
回覆刪除眼看就是有個暗裏謀劃,默默進行著
"小雨"&"小男孩"+"老公家中坐"(誰的老公呀?)
不知跟那位有關呀?
莫非..., Karl 師兄竟然在浴佛法會遇到過往的世俗塵緣
天知地知你知我知！
回覆刪除I know nothing,please tell me more. Is it a top secret ? Who is 小雨 ????
回覆刪除一個像彗星劃過天際的奇女子，然後呢？不曉得我有無說話權，或許過去的就讓它過去吧！塵封在記憶中比當茶餘飯後的話題好些！如果真有興趣知道，下次見面再言！
回覆刪除想說就說唄, 到這年紀了, 此時不說更待何時
回覆刪除再說, 您這不都已挑起兄弟們的好奇心
不說怎能止心癢...?
大元, 大嘉的 Email 還在吧!
寄個 mail 給他, 要他上來聊聊唄.
話說要說也輪不到Karl 我，且請曾經深入淺出的深入淺出吧！
回覆刪除曾經"深入淺出"的不就是Karl您嗎?
回覆刪除否則又是那位深入淺出的來深入淺出一下?
難不成要"小雨"親自現身說法?
who is she anyway?
目前的線索只知是 - " 像彗星劃過天際的奇女子 "
很玄溜...!
可不是您老兄過去惹出的一段好事兒？怎麼倒讓我這看戲的也豁下去了？小雨？曉語？小羽？小羽？筱禹？您老人家可比我心裡明白的那！
回覆刪除搞了半天, 是小瑜吧!
回覆刪除果然是在下我的過往情事.
有個小男孩喔! 這樣應該比較適合她, 對她也好.
您的形容還真不易理解, " 像彗星劃過天際的奇女子 "
完全摸不著邊.
您也說對了! "過去的就讓它過去吧！"
否則, 要說的"小雨"也要加s了.
-----, is her. and the little boy is ---
回覆刪除Somebody already become to Tai Chian .I afread that boy can not belong to him.
回覆刪除人妻, 人母, 人子. 各人頭上一片天
回覆刪除與吾等無關, 毋庸多事自尋煩惱
眾生難度誓願度
師兄既然願誓深廣無邊, 自度而後度他, 不也是眾法之一
既已是過往塵緣, 緣了也就是了
毋庸無端徒結業緣, 不是嗎?
衆生難度先度己，度己不成怎度眾？
回覆刪除紅塵色界六趣多，幾人真能度己成？
今世凡緣若能盡，他世三障果不生，
若把人間視煙雲，風過雨掃那留痕？